Humour

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  1. A horses tale

    mogga In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their Home -brand burgers. Even places like Burger King h
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  2. Zippedy doo dah

    mogga In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
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  3. Why do people swear?

    salvation no, but that has been one of my many ( real-life ) nick-names . you don't get concerned until a crazy Pole ( friend ) calls you
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  4. Breaking News

    mogga The police have raided Justin Bieber's house looking for some dope. They found him.
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  5. The Oscars

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  6. The Art of Barter

    krueger I spill more than two six-packs when I get on the sauce .
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  7. The Oirish Painter

    mogga An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of yea
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  8. Wisdom from Grandpa...

    mogga To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
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  9. The 1 Commandment?

    mogga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 George Carlin gives the Commandments a bit of a trim
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  10. Sex change drawback

    krueger LOL, irony the billions of blokes around the world that have spent their lifetimes trying to pull the bloody thing off .
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  11. The other cheek!

    mogga A married couple was in a terrible accident where the manโ€™s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they coul
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  12. UPGRADE ANYONE?

    mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
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  13. Washing Machine with a beat!

    mogga The washing machine is up for a Grammy http://www.wimp.com/guy-covers-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-with-some-help-from-his-was
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  14. The things we do....

    mogga They should name a football team after it!
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  15. Meanwhile in Australia

    salvation yep , our news is starting to get like that . needs to drop a muffler to claim a 'wardrobe malfunction ' then it will probably g
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  16. Perth folks will appreciate this.

    waz123 Here in Perth Armadale is affectionately known as Armahole!
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  17. Marriage is a 50-50 deal

    mogga A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra
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  18. TRUMP IS ALREADY DESTROYING ARIZONA ECONOMY

    salvation sadly some will be gloating now ( maybe regretting later ) especially if the Chinese invade, and excitable Latinos with firearms
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  19. Why are Italians hot blooded?

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  20. Living up to Australian customs

    salvation LOL reminds me of a ( possibly true ) story a naive Polish migrant told me , of arriving in Australia when arriving in Australia
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  21. The hostess with mostess

    mogga https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720 & rel=0 & showinfo=0 & start=0 & end=
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  22. Didgeridoo for sale

    salvation will probably get pretty good care have signed up to an international research project ,headed by a research professor .... reme
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  23. Any good scrabbler players out there?

    mogga Some people Must be " deadly " at _Scrabble_.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters
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  24. Whats your favourite vice?

    HappyBear Womack and Womack - Teardrops (late 80's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4 I'm all excited now, 80's binge.
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  25. THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

    conquistador Just sent this to my son's friend who is a vet and suggested he hang it on the wall in reception ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†
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  26. Marriage is the cure

    mogga I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says
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  27. Anyone for a pork chop & a beer on Australia Day?

    krueger High fat and salt washed down with a deadly toxic poison , Australians are free to celebrate not being free by poisoning themsel
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  28. Blonde has snake for saleโ€ฆ

    SIXPAC This one eyed python was selling his pet blonde on eBay. A bloke just rang up and asked if she was smart. The one eyed python re
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  29. Don't mess with old retired guys

    Ocean Pirate Whatโ€™s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
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  30. Simple Truths

    mogga SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth
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  31. Dingo Anatomy

    salvation watch out Ray Stevens!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aV8L9kX4xg
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  32. The Centrelink robot

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  33. How to end up homeless

    lachlan This is dedicated to my dad who ran off, said he was going to fight Charlie in the Vietnam but later found out his ass was smoki
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  34. Man Uses Tractor To Flatten 8 Police Cars After Marijuana Arrest- Thatz a BIGGA LOL!

    SIXPAC Not even close mi Yogi-mon. Nice try but not even a filthy cigar for you buddy, ok ๐Ÿ˜Ž Me thinks it'll be a nice day out whisperi
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  35. So what do our Moderators really dislike I sincerely do ask?

    SIXPAC That 2nd post was off like a bucket of prawns @ Marble Bar. Very yucky in fact :(
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  36. How are Transformers made in Raghead land I WUNDA?

    salvation should have tried explosives puts the bulge in the middle much quicker
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  37. The HOUSE of STOOGES

    SIXPAC 1st it was The Three Stooges and now OZ has a house full of parasitic political stooges - - - DOH! https://uploads.disquscdn.com
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  38. A Message From The **HUMAN** HappyBear- The Meaning Of Life- Create- LUV- NOW- itz Repeatz-

    salvation OUCH !!! all those respectable folk were doing WHAT?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur92TaR4wm0
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  39. The true meaning of life.

    SIXPAC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0nj3DZ6U7M & feature=youtu.be & t=234
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  40. Tech Support Message on Marriage

    mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
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  41. Fixing Australia the slackers way is...........

    krueger Turnbull taxes this poor homeless bastards cup of coffee and the toilet paper he wipes his arse with to give his rich corporate
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  42. The secret to a long & healthy life

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  43. Now this is humorous ๐Ÿ˜€

    SIXPAC Taming our beast of a star will have it's moments that's for sure ๐Ÿ˜‰ The World's Largest Solar Plant Just Torched Itself; http:/
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  44. What's Trending In The States?

    SIXPAC The American states that is ๐Ÿ˜Ž Youz all wish it was trending in our OZ states bringing in the much needed millions that the US a
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  45. Do we have a (well) Hung Parliament ?

    salvation am sending a truckload of hemp ( rope ) to correct any deficiencies , with a budget leaking that badly , the corrections should
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  46. Of course I can drive a truck!

    salvation can arrange the correct road markings around Lake Burley Griffin they tell me the fishing is fair , so plenty to do while waitin
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  47. Jim Bruer - Slayer concert - Slayer fans

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPICIieYHCY nothing new ?? is he an old stoner-rocker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-S6EDNUmd
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  48. SENIOR'S SERENITY

    mogga Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,'
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  49. Questions

    mogga How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heav
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  50. Fake news is sickening, but don't make the cure worse than the disease

    salvation it would be reasonable to hope for some kept promises , the US ( just like Australia ) has a recent history of back-flipping pol
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