New Victa Corby
HappyBear First 20 minutes is bleak as hell but the movie improves a lot.
Nurse Never Laugh
badboybubby Of course I won't laugh " said the Nurse to the patient. " I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a pa
This Is Your Captain Speaking
badboybubby Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
Time to upgrade..
badboybubby Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks “H
A Day To Remember
badboybubby A fellow turns to his wife in bed and whispers, " Did you know that today is National Orgasm Day?” " Oh, what a pity, " she sai
rawali An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret
Sift truth from lies.
lachlan In Canberra an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He m
HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS
krueger If our politicians were having long wine soaked lunches it would explain why Australia is in all sorts of economic trouble, IMO
Love can wait
mogga A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' La
lachlan Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I l
In vino veritas
mogga To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
A horses tale
mogga In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their Home -brand burgers. Even places like Burger King h
Zippedy doo dah
mogga In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
Why do people swear?
salvation no, but that has been one of my many ( real-life ) nick-names . you don't get concerned until a crazy Pole ( friend ) calls you
mogga The police have raided Justin Bieber's house looking for some dope. They found him.
The Art of Barter
krueger I spill more than two six-packs when I get on the sauce .
The Oirish Painter
mogga An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of yea
Wisdom from Grandpa...
mogga To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
The 1 Commandment?
mogga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 George Carlin gives the Commandments a bit of a trim
Sex change drawback
krueger LOL, irony the billions of blokes around the world that have spent their lifetimes trying to pull the bloody thing off .
The other cheek!
mogga A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they coul
mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
Washing Machine with a beat!
mogga The washing machine is up for a Grammy http://www.wimp.com/guy-covers-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-with-some-help-from-his-was
Meanwhile in Australia
salvation yep , our news is starting to get like that . needs to drop a muffler to claim a 'wardrobe malfunction ' then it will probably g
Marriage is a 50-50 deal
mogga A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra
Living up to Australian customs
salvation LOL reminds me of a ( possibly true ) story a naive Polish migrant told me , of arriving in Australia when arriving in Australia
The hostess with mostess
mogga https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720 & rel=0 & showinfo=0 & start=0 & end=
Didgeridoo for sale
salvation will probably get pretty good care have signed up to an international research project ,headed by a research professor .... reme
Whats your favourite vice?
HappyBear Womack and Womack - Teardrops (late 80's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4 I'm all excited now, 80's binge.
THREE DOGS AT THE VET...
conquistador Just sent this to my son's friend who is a vet and suggested he hang it on the wall in reception 😂😆
Marriage is the cure
mogga I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says