Sift truth from lies.
lachlan In Canberra an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He m
HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS
krueger If our politicians were having long wine soaked lunches it would explain why Australia is in all sorts of economic trouble, IMO
Love can wait
mogga A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' La
lachlan Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I l
In vino veritas
mogga To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
A horses tale
mogga In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their Home -brand burgers. Even places like Burger King h
Zippedy doo dah
mogga In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
Why do people swear?
salvation no, but that has been one of my many ( real-life ) nick-names . you don't get concerned until a crazy Pole ( friend ) calls you
mogga The police have raided Justin Bieber's house looking for some dope. They found him.
The Art of Barter
krueger I spill more than two six-packs when I get on the sauce .
The Oirish Painter
mogga An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of yea
Wisdom from Grandpa...
mogga To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
The 1 Commandment?
mogga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 George Carlin gives the Commandments a bit of a trim
Sex change drawback
krueger LOL, irony the billions of blokes around the world that have spent their lifetimes trying to pull the bloody thing off .
The other cheek!
mogga A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they coul
mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
Washing Machine with a beat!
mogga The washing machine is up for a Grammy http://www.wimp.com/guy-covers-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-with-some-help-from-his-was
Meanwhile in Australia
salvation yep , our news is starting to get like that . needs to drop a muffler to claim a 'wardrobe malfunction ' then it will probably g
Marriage is a 50-50 deal
mogga A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra
Living up to Australian customs
salvation LOL reminds me of a ( possibly true ) story a naive Polish migrant told me , of arriving in Australia when arriving in Australia
The hostess with mostess
mogga https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720 & rel=0 & showinfo=0 & start=0 & end=
Didgeridoo for sale
salvation will probably get pretty good care have signed up to an international research project ,headed by a research professor .... reme
Whats your favourite vice?
HappyBear Womack and Womack - Teardrops (late 80's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4 I'm all excited now, 80's binge.
THREE DOGS AT THE VET...
conquistador Just sent this to my son's friend who is a vet and suggested he hang it on the wall in reception 😂😆
Marriage is the cure
mogga I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says
Blonde has snake for sale…
SIXPAC This one eyed python was selling his pet blonde on eBay. A bloke just rang up and asked if she was smart. The one eyed python re
mogga SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth
salvation watch out Ray Stevens!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aV8L9kX4xg
How to end up homeless
lachlan This is dedicated to my dad who ran off, said he was going to fight Charlie in the Vietnam but later found out his ass was smoki