Humour

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  1. Sift truth from lies.

    lachlan In Canberra an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He m
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  2. Now take that off - she said

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  3. CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

    krueger Mongolians I tells ya , the world will need more Mongolians to attack these ridiculous walls.
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  4. English is such a difficult language

    matt d Snapped this in Auckland not long ago Would have worked better if it was a pizza shop
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  5. HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS

    krueger If our politicians were having long wine soaked lunches it would explain why Australia is in all sorts of economic trouble, IMO
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  6. History repeats itself

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  7. Love can wait

    mogga A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' La
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  8. Clarke and Doyle 'energy policy'

    HappyBear very funny
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  9. AARON FOTHERINGHAM "Just when sitting was safe"

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZ4DeaFyXQ
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  10. Scooby..........

    lachlan Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I l
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  11. In vino veritas

    mogga To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
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  12. Who can relate to this?

    salvation NOPE ! am single , still go on holidays but no rush to get back , LOL
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  13. Just plane funny

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  14. Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:

    mogga #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible r
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  15. Breaking News - First Picture of Water on Mars

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  16. A horses tale

    mogga In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their Home -brand burgers. Even places like Burger King h
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  17. Zippedy doo dah

    mogga In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
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  18. Why do people swear?

    salvation no, but that has been one of my many ( real-life ) nick-names . you don't get concerned until a crazy Pole ( friend ) calls you
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  19. Breaking News

    mogga The police have raided Justin Bieber's house looking for some dope. They found him.
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  20. The Oscars

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  21. The Art of Barter

    krueger I spill more than two six-packs when I get on the sauce .
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  22. The Oirish Painter

    mogga An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of yea
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  23. Wisdom from Grandpa...

    mogga To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
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  24. The 1 Commandment?

    mogga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 George Carlin gives the Commandments a bit of a trim
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  25. Sex change drawback

    krueger LOL, irony the billions of blokes around the world that have spent their lifetimes trying to pull the bloody thing off .
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  26. The other cheek!

    mogga A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they coul
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  27. UPGRADE ANYONE?

    mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
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  28. Washing Machine with a beat!

    mogga The washing machine is up for a Grammy http://www.wimp.com/guy-covers-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-with-some-help-from-his-was
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  29. The things we do....

    mogga They should name a football team after it!
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  30. Meanwhile in Australia

    salvation yep , our news is starting to get like that . needs to drop a muffler to claim a 'wardrobe malfunction ' then it will probably g
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  31. Perth folks will appreciate this.

    waz123 Here in Perth Armadale is affectionately known as Armahole!
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  32. Marriage is a 50-50 deal

    mogga A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra
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  33. TRUMP IS ALREADY DESTROYING ARIZONA ECONOMY

    salvation sadly some will be gloating now ( maybe regretting later ) especially if the Chinese invade, and excitable Latinos with firearms
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  34. Why are Italians hot blooded?

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  35. Living up to Australian customs

    salvation LOL reminds me of a ( possibly true ) story a naive Polish migrant told me , of arriving in Australia when arriving in Australia
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  36. The hostess with mostess

    mogga https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720 & rel=0 & showinfo=0 & start=0 & end=
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  37. Didgeridoo for sale

    salvation will probably get pretty good care have signed up to an international research project ,headed by a research professor .... reme
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  38. Any good scrabbler players out there?

    mogga Some people Must be " deadly " at _Scrabble_.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters
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  39. Whats your favourite vice?

    HappyBear Womack and Womack - Teardrops (late 80's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4 I'm all excited now, 80's binge.
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  40. THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

    conquistador Just sent this to my son's friend who is a vet and suggested he hang it on the wall in reception 😂😆
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  41. Marriage is the cure

    mogga I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says
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  42. Anyone for a pork chop & a beer on Australia Day?

    krueger High fat and salt washed down with a deadly toxic poison , Australians are free to celebrate not being free by poisoning themsel
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  43. Blonde has snake for sale…

    SIXPAC This one eyed python was selling his pet blonde on eBay. A bloke just rang up and asked if she was smart. The one eyed python re
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  44. Don't mess with old retired guys

    Ocean Pirate What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
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  45. Simple Truths

    mogga SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth
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  46. Dingo Anatomy

    salvation watch out Ray Stevens!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aV8L9kX4xg
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  47. The Centrelink robot

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  48. How to end up homeless

    lachlan This is dedicated to my dad who ran off, said he was going to fight Charlie in the Vietnam but later found out his ass was smoki
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  49. Man Uses Tractor To Flatten 8 Police Cars After Marijuana Arrest- Thatz a BIGGA LOL!

    SIXPAC Not even close mi Yogi-mon. Nice try but not even a filthy cigar for you buddy, ok 😎 Me thinks it'll be a nice day out whisperi
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  50. So what do our Moderators really dislike I sincerely do ask?

    SIXPAC That 2nd post was off like a bucket of prawns @ Marble Bar. Very yucky in fact :(
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