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  1. Didgeridoo for sale

    garbonzo Hate to ask but why should you be asked to apply for jobs? Aren't you on sickness benefit, rather than unemployment? It's ridicu
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  2. THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

    conquistador Just sent this to my son's friend who is a vet and suggested he hang it on the wall in reception 😂😆
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  3. Marriage is the cure

    mogga I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says
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  4. Anyone for a pork chop & a beer on Australia Day?

    krueger High fat and salt washed down with a deadly toxic poison , Australians are free to celebrate not being free by poisoning themsel
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  5. Blonde has snake for sale…

    SIXPAC This one eyed python was selling his pet blonde on eBay. A bloke just rang up and asked if she was smart. The one eyed python re
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  6. Don't mess with old retired guys

    Ocean Pirate What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
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  7. Simple Truths

    mogga SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth
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  8. Dingo Anatomy

    salvation watch out Ray Stevens!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aV8L9kX4xg
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  9. The Centrelink robot

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  10. How to end up homeless

    lachlan This is dedicated to my dad who ran off, said he was going to fight Charlie in the Vietnam but later found out his ass was smoki
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  11. Man Uses Tractor To Flatten 8 Police Cars After Marijuana Arrest- Thatz a BIGGA LOL!

    SIXPAC Not even close mi Yogi-mon. Nice try but not even a filthy cigar for you buddy, ok 😎 Me thinks it'll be a nice day out whisperi
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  12. So what do our Moderators really dislike I sincerely do ask?

    SIXPAC That 2nd post was off like a bucket of prawns @ Marble Bar. Very yucky in fact :(
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  13. How are Transformers made in Raghead land I WUNDA?

    salvation should have tried explosives puts the bulge in the middle much quicker
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  14. The HOUSE of STOOGES

    SIXPAC 1st it was The Three Stooges and now OZ has a house full of parasitic political stooges - - - DOH! https://uploads.disquscdn.com
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  15. A Message From The **HUMAN** HappyBear- The Meaning Of Life- Create- LUV- NOW- itz Repeatz-

    salvation OUCH !!! all those respectable folk were doing WHAT?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur92TaR4wm0
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  16. The true meaning of life.

    SIXPAC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0nj3DZ6U7M & feature=youtu.be & t=234
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  17. Tech Support Message on Marriage

    mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
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  18. Fixing Australia the slackers way is...........

    krueger Turnbull taxes this poor homeless bastards cup of coffee and the toilet paper he wipes his arse with to give his rich corporate
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  19. The secret to a long & healthy life

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  20. Now this is humorous 😀

    SIXPAC Taming our beast of a star will have it's moments that's for sure 😉 The World's Largest Solar Plant Just Torched Itself; http:/
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  21. What's Trending In The States?

    SIXPAC The American states that is 😎 Youz all wish it was trending in our OZ states bringing in the much needed millions that the US a
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  22. Do we have a (well) Hung Parliament ?

    salvation am sending a truckload of hemp ( rope ) to correct any deficiencies , with a budget leaking that badly , the corrections should
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  23. Of course I can drive a truck!

    salvation can arrange the correct road markings around Lake Burley Griffin they tell me the fishing is fair , so plenty to do while waitin
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  24. Jim Bruer - Slayer concert - Slayer fans

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPICIieYHCY nothing new ?? is he an old stoner-rocker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-S6EDNUmd
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  25. SENIOR'S SERENITY

    mogga Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,'
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  26. Questions

    mogga How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heav
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  27. Fake news is sickening, but don't make the cure worse than the disease

    salvation it would be reasonable to hope for some kept promises , the US ( just like Australia ) has a recent history of back-flipping pol
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  28. will Xmas ever be the same ??

    salvation maybe i should try this mid-life crisis thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDTXwEg-p8w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-YuSK
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  29. Adds stupid/smart graphite projections

    adds04 For someone that ' I know nothinggggg' you seem think you know something. Instead of spamming, why don't you tell all of us abou
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  30. Could be the first of many !?!!!

    Tomo So you would be in the long line Men in Heaven...... When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared
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  31. Feame saw blade

    Chen gong yi If you are interested ,pls contact me. Improving your work efficiency is our supreme goal Skype:+8617858931229 Whatsapp:+8617858
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  32. best way to go....

    illio When I die I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers In his car.
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  33. Ray Stevens - Juanita and the Kids

    salvation Ray Stevens - Family Funeral Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlTVn5qU_Fs
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  34. Feeeeeeeeelin' the bluezzzzz mannnnnnnn

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0GsRx3MSS0
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  35. Men in heaven

    bullseye9 Like how Eve got Adam to eat the apple. By eating the forbidden fruit, Eve and Adam grow into human maturity. We may idealize th
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  36. The Irish artist.

    SIXPAC @@@@@@@@@@@Tomo, " Hi Sixpac Have to laugh as to why you changed the heading " Firstly & fore mostly, that'd be the legendary
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  37. Divorced Babie

    Tomo Divorced Barbie The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's h
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  38. Two sprays?

    SIXPAC Time for a good laugh https://youtu.be/tjJc8xLYhak
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  39. Book your seat: What are whistleblowers and institutional investors up to next?

    salvation JOIN US Wednesday 9 November 8:30am – 1pm, plus lunch Sheraton on the Park, Sydney EARN UP TO 3 CPD POINTS Reserve your seat tod
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  40. The Daily Carrot

    Edward88 Here is todays carrot, very poorly planned
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  41. 5 (US ) government debt myths

    salvation they have had to tell us again ( almost a year later ) just tweaked a few figures that does make me suspicious . and when Yellen
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  42. Anatomy of an urban thug.

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  43. Holy scammer Batman!

    salvation i lost mine, but kept the wallet .... i know what is important in my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLgHhba_Jb8
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  44. SWAMI vs SIXPACK ( The Punch On Thread )

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P3SyyWQ1SA
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  45. GOD BLESS THE ITALIANS! So politically incorrect - but funny!

    salvation thank goodness you explained what is happening i looked at the picture and thought someone on a bus-load of Scottish tourists ha
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  46. LAG

    salvation can i take on our greedy " allies?? " that assume i am avoiding their taxes ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVn5GYvIoK0 Art
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  47. Kansas man robs bank to go to jail to avoid his wife

    ken_45 A Kansas man robbed a bank last week in order to go to jail and avoid his wife, court documents showed. According to the report
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  48. Yellen, but not too loud

    salvation Wednesday, September 7th, 2016 Last weekend’s symposium of central banks at Jackson Hole, Wyoming was by and large a non-event (
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  49. FUN FACTS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET!

    ats Lebed reminded me of that movie " the invention of lying " . Guy discovers he can lie in a parallel universe where no-one has d
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  50. STRESS RELEASE LOUNGE!

    telamelo A secondary school teacher was arrested today at Sydney 's Kingsford Smith Airport as he attempted to board an international fli
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