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  1. Vatican police 'break up gay orgy' at home of one of Pope Francis' advisors

    HappyBear Imagine the police: 'we've got a bunch of gay guys having an orgy, taking drugs, and for some reason they're wearing priest outf
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  2. Who Invented The Auto Back Up Sensor ..?

    badboybubby Who invented the auto back up sensor ? I bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM, how about Chrysler, No ? then how about Mercedes B
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  3. Inner Peace

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  4. Xmas With The Family

    badboybubby https://youtu.be/lGJYCI9c3TI
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  5. New Victa Corby

    HappyBear First 20 minutes is bleak as hell but the movie improves a lot.
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  6. Nurse Never Laugh

    badboybubby Of course I won't laugh " said the Nurse to the patient. " I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a pa
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  7. Birthday Condoms

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  8. This Is Your Captain Speaking

    badboybubby Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
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  9. Time to upgrade..

    badboybubby Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks “H
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  10. A Day To Remember

    badboybubby A fellow turns to his wife in bed and whispers, " Did you know that today is National Orgasm Day?” " Oh, what a pity, " she sai
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  11. Gun powder

    rawali An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret
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  12. Sift truth from lies.

    lachlan In Canberra an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He m
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  13. Now take that off - she said

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  14. CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

    krueger Mongolians I tells ya , the world will need more Mongolians to attack these ridiculous walls.
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  15. English is such a difficult language

    matt d Snapped this in Auckland not long ago Would have worked better if it was a pizza shop
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  16. HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS

    krueger If our politicians were having long wine soaked lunches it would explain why Australia is in all sorts of economic trouble, IMO
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  17. History repeats itself

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  18. Love can wait

    mogga A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' La
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  19. Clarke and Doyle 'energy policy'

    HappyBear very funny
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  20. AARON FOTHERINGHAM "Just when sitting was safe"

    salvation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZ4DeaFyXQ
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  21. Scooby..........

    lachlan Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I l
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  22. In vino veritas

    mogga To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
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  23. Who can relate to this?

    salvation NOPE ! am single , still go on holidays but no rush to get back , LOL
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  24. Just plane funny

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  25. Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:

    mogga #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible r
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  26. Breaking News - First Picture of Water on Mars

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  27. A horses tale

    mogga In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their Home -brand burgers. Even places like Burger King h
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  28. Zippedy doo dah

    mogga In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
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  29. Why do people swear?

    salvation no, but that has been one of my many ( real-life ) nick-names . you don't get concerned until a crazy Pole ( friend ) calls you
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  30. Breaking News

    mogga The police have raided Justin Bieber's house looking for some dope. They found him.
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  31. The Oscars

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  32. The Art of Barter

    krueger I spill more than two six-packs when I get on the sauce .
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  33. The Oirish Painter

    mogga An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of yea
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  34. Wisdom from Grandpa...

    mogga To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
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  35. The 1 Commandment?

    mogga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 George Carlin gives the Commandments a bit of a trim
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  36. Sex change drawback

    krueger LOL, irony the billions of blokes around the world that have spent their lifetimes trying to pull the bloody thing off .
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  37. The other cheek!

    mogga A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they coul
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  38. UPGRADE ANYONE?

    mogga The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke
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  39. Washing Machine with a beat!

    mogga The washing machine is up for a Grammy http://www.wimp.com/guy-covers-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-with-some-help-from-his-was
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  40. The things we do....

    mogga They should name a football team after it!
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  41. Meanwhile in Australia

    salvation yep , our news is starting to get like that . needs to drop a muffler to claim a 'wardrobe malfunction ' then it will probably g
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  42. Perth folks will appreciate this.

    waz123 Here in Perth Armadale is affectionately known as Armahole!
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  43. Marriage is a 50-50 deal

    mogga A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra
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  44. TRUMP IS ALREADY DESTROYING ARIZONA ECONOMY

    salvation sadly some will be gloating now ( maybe regretting later ) especially if the Chinese invade, and excitable Latinos with firearms
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  45. Why are Italians hot blooded?

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  46. Living up to Australian customs

    salvation LOL reminds me of a ( possibly true ) story a naive Polish migrant told me , of arriving in Australia when arriving in Australia
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  47. The hostess with mostess

    mogga https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TxNrizGdhtY?vq=hd720 & rel=0 & showinfo=0 & start=0 & end=
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  48. Didgeridoo for sale

    salvation will probably get pretty good care have signed up to an international research project ,headed by a research professor .... reme
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  49. Any good scrabbler players out there?

    mogga Some people Must be " deadly " at _Scrabble_.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters
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  50. Whats your favourite vice?

    HappyBear Womack and Womack - Teardrops (late 80's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4 I'm all excited now, 80's binge.
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