How to end up homeless

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    I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

    He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”

    I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

    "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."

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    This is dedicated to my dad who ran off, said he was going to fight Charlie in the Vietnam but later found out his ass was smoking up that crystal up on Latimoore street, sharing his bed with Mississippi Maybelle, they called her Mississippi cuz her pussy was as wide as the Mississippi. He tried to get back with mama but his ass stunk like a road kill skunk, mama kicked his ass to the curb, he later died in a robbery gone wrong with One Shot Dwayne, they called him One Shot cause he gave first grade a shot, then quit, I'm glad I didn't know my dad, dead beat motha f^#ka, I'm lucky to have my wife Wonder Butt Wanda, why do they call her that? Well I'll just let you wonder bout that......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb3lTVL7qM8

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