Seven kinds of sex

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    Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex occasionnally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called:

    Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called:Pension Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own!!

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    Alice Cooper gave you all good advice back in the late 70's with the song "Cold Ethyl" , did anyone listen ???? seems not .

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    That possibly could have come under Religious Sex

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    the point most people missed was Ethyl's last name (Alcohol) , the education those hippies missed :roll: , LSD, wacky weed ,etc.etc , no wonder i like the South Park hippie episodes so much . :)

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    then theres alimony sex,

    its the #ucking you get

    for the #ucking you got

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    nah Ethyl is good to the last drop , and fades away with your memory .(hic) :shock

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    It seems very cool to me when there is a site like this, there are the best dating sites in Sydney. Show their users the pros and cons of each in their reviews. You don't have to visit a bunch of dating sites and make the wrong choice. Go ahead and use.

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